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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.

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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

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