More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop