I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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The Seventh Book Really is a Joke
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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

Real Mature, Guys

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Real Mature, Guys
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I hope the Sorting Hat relegates all of the jokesters who did this to the unenviable house of Hufflepuff. - Matty Malaprop