Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...
Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.
♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop
... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop
The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop
Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.
He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop
Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop