He's a Real Mudblood

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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

Snape-le

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Some Horses Never Die...

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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

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