Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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Seems Pretty Binary to Me
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

But Do You Have a Flag?

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But Do You Have a Flag?
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When in doubt about Eddie Izzard, ALWAYS reference the flag routine. #ThingsMyEditorToldMe #ButSeriouslyIt'sAlwaysFunny - Matty Malaprop

She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks

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She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop