After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you have Lupin?

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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

Hermajeste Granger

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Do you think Hermajeste Granger is related to Jermajesty Jackson? Because I have my suspicions... - Matty Malaprop

Albus Dumbleroar

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Strange, I don't recall his Patronus being a lion... - Matty Malaprop

Cool Story, Badger

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Maybe I'm just a freak, but the following is basically the reason I could never get down with the 'Puff in Potter...

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Okay, yeah, it's decided. I'm most definitely a freak.