Touché, Harry. Touché.

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Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

Willow Smith and the Sorcerer's Stone

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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!

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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop