... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop

The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.

He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop