THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!

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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

Albus Dumbleroar

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Strange, I don't recall his Patronus being a lion... - Matty Malaprop

Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...

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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop