This Car Has a Sweet Spoiler!

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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

Snape-le

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

The Horcrux of the Joke

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Did we really overlook the obvious Vole-demort? Punmaker, I am disappoint. - Matty Malaprop

You Couldn't Be More Ron

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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop