The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop
Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop
I would like to be the first to point out that the dish in this picture is most certainly not soup... but maybe that mixup is a result of rabbit-induced insanity? - Matty Malaprop
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