At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Ajord says: "Found this while unpacking some boxes at a friend's work."
At least you got some payoff for your work. Every time I do manual labor I just end up with bloody knuckles. - Matty Malaprop
The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
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