... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop
Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop
You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you wouldn't have this problem with your face if you weren't so overindulgent with your pork spending, Jon! - Matty Malaprop
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