Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...

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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

His Work With the Left Hand is a Bit Sloppy Though...

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... you guys get it? It's sloppy, like pig slop, see? That was clever, right? Okay yeah no it wasn't and I'm so so sorry everybody. - Matty Malaprop

Jon Hamm

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Maybe you wouldn't have this problem with your face if you weren't so overindulgent with your pork spending, Jon! - Matty Malaprop

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My Favorite Neil Diamond Song

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Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

I Can't Hear You... The Signal Keeps Bacon Up!

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I admire the device's porktability, but its signal strength is often just the absolute bratwurst! - Matty Malaprop

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