Probably a Truism

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Probably a Truism
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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: His Life Couldn't Be Cheddar!

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SMP CLASSIC: His Life Couldn't Be Cheddar!
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It doesn't hurt that he's basically the big cheese around his office, either. - Matty Malaprop

That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance

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That's a Good Way to Raise Attendance
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So you're not buying into this whole "God" thing yet? Well, what if we were to sweeten the deal... ? - Matty Malaprop