Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop
Better than that crazy crooner from Sweden though. Talk about a real loon! - Matty Malaprop
Takes the term "Goose Down" to a whole new place, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop
More Me Gusta over here!
SPOILER ALERT: HE'S BEEN A GOOSE THE WHOLE TIME!!!11!!!!!1!!! - Matty Malaprop
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