Maybe Your Content Just Needs a Better Host

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Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop

Learning French, the Easy Way

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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

These Boots Were Made For... Talkin'?

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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop