I'd Probably Zebra My Rear Over it Too

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I'd Probably Zebra My Rear Over it Too
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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

A Giant Catastrophe

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A Giant Catastrophe
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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop