He's always been a firm advocate for hugs, not drugs, but that isn't as simple as it sounds given how hard it is for an incorporeal form to hug a corporeal one... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, despite his inability to do otherwise, his fellow students didn't take kindly to his constant booing. - Matty Malaprop

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, okay, Ghost Kitty and Cat Spider aren't really puns, and Rocket Kitty doesn't work unless it's Rockitty... but three-and-a-half outta six ain't bad! - Matty Malaprop

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Ghosts should no by now that there's no dumber idea than accosting a Ghostbuster who's Pac-ing heat. - Matty Malaprop

(D) He did say he'd bring transparency to government! / (R) I always could see right through that guy.