If Computer Problems Were Real...

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... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop

Hell Has Frozen Over

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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

I Know That Feel

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I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop