I always end up having to take it in for repairs. I tried doing it myself once, but I'm just terrible at picking up new skills cold. - Matty Malaprop
Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop
... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop
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