Silent Hill

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Silent Hill
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Maybe this is the only thing that gets served at Silent Hill? I don't know. Puns are hard. - Matty Malaprop

These Are Fonts You'll Never Forget!

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These Are Fonts You'll Never Forget!
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Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

It Might Be Important Someday!

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It Might Be Important Someday!
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A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

But I Didn't Shoot the Wingding

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But I Didn't Shoot the Wingding
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Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!

You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

He's Sure to Leave an IMPACT on the Era

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He's Sure to Leave an IMPACT on the Era
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Working for a newspaper is kinda like "Fight Club." The first rule of newspaper design: NEVER USE IMPACT. The second rule of newspaper design: NEVER F*ING USE IMPACT. The third rule of newspaper design: Times New Roman or GTFO. Any questions? - Matty Malaprop