My Money's On the One With the Gun

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Last I checked, even the biznitchinest escutcheon was still incapable of properly deflecting bullets... - Matty Malaprop

Dude Brah, I'mma Kick You in the JNCOs

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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop