As if my fear of flying wasn't already enough to disuade me from being a pilot, I'm told being in a TIE Fighter is like being in a big tin box(er). - Matty Malaprop
This pun make me terribly nostalgic, given that my childhood was full of both "Looney Tunes" and life-crippling acne. - Matty Malaprop
Remember when this comic was funny and you were also 12? Neither do I. - Matty Malaprop
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