The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba

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The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba
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PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!

Only Made for Cuban Puns

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Only Made for Cuban Puns
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Just don't try and argue with the man, unless you want to magically "disappear" quicker than a Che of light. - Matty Malaprop