I Take Offense to This

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Oh, I see what you did there, clever gif creator! - Matty Malaprop

It's Not Bad for a Canine-to-Five, Though

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I herd about an opening at another ranch, but I'm having a hard time finding the motivation to apply. Chock it up to melancollie, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

You Find it a Wood Colander?

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Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop

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