I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop
... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop
This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop
Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe in the replay for your opponent the game will play your drawing process backwards a la the music video for "The Scientist?" - Matty Malaprop
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