Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop
I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop
What Don doesn't know yet is Sarah's going to return the favor by buying him a fedora, to express the fact that she's completely fed(ora)-up with his punny behavior. - Matty Malaprop
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... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop
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