I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop

I think the worst part of it is, unless you come completely undone, the yo-feels always just come back to you, no matter what you do. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling (?) is a art.

What Don doesn't know yet is Sarah's going to return the favor by buying him a fedora, to express the fact that she's completely fed(ora)-up with his punny behavior. - Matty Malaprop

Many thanks to punmaster cgimusic for finding the source for this post!

The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop

This is not what I thought the weatherman meant when he said there was a mighty wind a'blowin'... - Matty Malaprop

... what does fabluous mean? No really. I'm curious. - Matty Malaprop