English Muffins

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IndubitablOMNOMNOM! - Matty Malaprop

And I Think Your Fashion Sense is Just Rotten

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Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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comparison,dogs,fancy,literalism,mineral water,perrier,scottish terrier,side by side,similarly spelled,terrier,water
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop