A Modern-Age Battering Ram

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Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop

Everything Went Better Than Expected!

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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Well That is Just FILTHY.

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop