Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men

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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

Everything Went Better Than Expected!

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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Man Gets Hit By Train

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!