Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop
In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
See more Facebook funny over here!
And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop
See more funny Facebooking over here!
Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop
I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop
Attack on Titan Meets Pokémon and I'm Never Sleeping Again
Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just ...
Literally, This Couldn't Apply to Everyone
17 Ways You Can Make a Running Otter Seem Even More Epic!
Brazil Faceplants Their World Cup Dreams
Britney Spears Without Autotune is a Disaster
"Matt, Do Your Girl Voice!"
This Sports Fumble is Something Straight Out of an Anime
Disney's Batman Villains
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more