TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?

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Is it Still 64 Feet Tall and Made of Styrofoam?
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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

Sea? Dreams Do Come True!

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Sea? Dreams Do Come True!
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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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Option Two is Only Available on Google+
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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop