In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop
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I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop
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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop
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