Everything is Sexy

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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

It's Kanye or the Highway

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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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