Now She Has Sycamore to Love!

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Now She Has Sycamore to Love!
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I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop

And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before

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And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before
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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

(White) House Music

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And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop