The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns

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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop