Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?

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Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?
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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?

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Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

I Feel So Betrayed!

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I Feel So Betrayed!
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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop