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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop