Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together

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Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together
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Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop

The Bearded Are Coming!!

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The Bearded Are Coming!!
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As a bearded person, I resent the notion that facial hair is "disgusting." This poster will be hairing from my lawers soon, rest assured. - Matty Malaprop

Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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Option Two is Only Available on Google+
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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop