TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

That Group Sounds Like a National Treasure to Me

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That Group Sounds Like a National Treasure to Me
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It'll have a secret handshake and everything! ... but I can't demonstrate it for you, because it's illegal in 43 states. - Matty Malaprop

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop