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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

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