Everything is Sexy

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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

This is the Kind of IT Issue You Deal With Every Day in Europe

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Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop

So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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Alas!

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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