It's Kanye or the Highway

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It's Kanye or the Highway
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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi...

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Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi...
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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

Everything is Sexy

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Everything is Sexy
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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