Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop
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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop
I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop
Facebook: Fighting off summer heat waves since Feb. 2004. - Matty Malaprop
Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop
You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop
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