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1, 2, 3 Red Stripes, You're Out.
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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Punblr
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Obscure for Sure
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Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

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