He's Going to Feel Like a Foul Ball in the Morning, I Reckon

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Unrelated to this joke: Why don't more people use the phrase "I reckon" nowadays? It's just so fun to say! - Matty Malaprop

Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop