The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you have Lupin?

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Maybe you have Lupin?
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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

Everything is Sexy

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Everything is Sexy
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before

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And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before
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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop