Way to School Your Friends, Green

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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

It's That Easy? Really?

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Facebook: Fighting off summer heat waves since Feb. 2004. - Matty Malaprop

Sea? Dreams Do Come True!

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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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