As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

And let's not forget the classics like Teddy Roosevelt Nugent, Bill Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars and Daft Polk. - Matty Malaprop

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Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop