Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi...

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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

Let's Get Some Facts 'Strate

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Not gonna lie, I'm a little upset that this conversation wasn't padded with more commentary. - Matty Malaprop