Swimming in Puns

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So How Does One 'Twitter' Then?

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I'm thinking you find an annoying younger brother and shout "ER! ER! ER!" at him ad nauseam until he starts crying, but I could well be mistaken on this one. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

You Get a Mask! And You Get a Mask! And You Get a Mask!

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Ludacow

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Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

His Proclamation Has Me Stumped

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Way to School Your Friends, Green

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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop