And boy oh boy was she purrin' all night long! - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, Facebook addicts have trigger fingers that could beat Meta Knight on expert mode 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
QNext on the agenda: Painting with all the colors of the wind. - Matty Malaprop
In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?
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Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop
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Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop
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