This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

Favorite
This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook
- -

As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

See more Facebook foibles over here!

And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before

Favorite
And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before
- -

Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!

Favorite
If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!
- -

You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop

The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

Favorite
The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine
- -

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Now She Has Sycamore to Love!

Favorite
Now She Has Sycamore to Love!
- -

I'm glad I came across this punny conversation. I'd been pining for some good wood jokes for a while now. - Matty Malaprop