Let's Get Some Facts 'Strate

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Not gonna lie, I'm a little upset that this conversation wasn't padded with more commentary. - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Musings on Music Theory

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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook funniness over here!

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

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