It'll have a secret handshake and everything! ... but I can't demonstrate it for you, because it's illegal in 43 states. - Matty Malaprop
Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!
Shoe pun. Its shoooe heelarious!
All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop
My guess is that they were only trying to lend Christopher a helping hand, though something tells me he's perfectly capable of handling the situation himself. - Matty Malaprop
And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop
More punny Facebook updates over here!
I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop
4chan is at It Again With Their Trolling of iPhone Users
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This is The Most Appropriate Way to Watch Star Wars
This Pun Was Months in the Making
I'd Like to Finish Off the Puzzle, Pat!
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Getting The Next Step in Your Relationship
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