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religion,status update,variations on a theme,conversation,similar sounding,facebook,bread
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

conversation,epicurean,facebook,food,Hall of Fame,star wars,status
By floatingpoint
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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

back and forth,conversation,facebook,ocean,variations on a theme
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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

stealing,signs,crime,literalism,facebook,double meaning,theft
By 1dkv
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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

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