Makes Sense, When You Think About It

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Makes Sense, When You Think About It
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That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind
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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

It's Kanye or the Highway

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It's Kanye or the Highway
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In other news, Kanye West used the ol' Nietzsche defense to dodge a lawsuit recently, so basically my life is complete?

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together

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Reframe: Let's Crunch Through Your Problems Together
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Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop