Way to School Your Friends, Green

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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

Potatebook: A Place for Spuds

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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

I Feel So Betrayed!

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

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