Ce Parlez en Francais, S'il Vous Plait!

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

This is the Kind of IT Issue You Deal With Every Day in Europe

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Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop

Happy Belated Pot Day!

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What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns

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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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