Oh Lord, Gurrrrrrrl

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Oh Lord, Gurrrrrrrl
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For those who thought they knew Krysta, I'm sure this picture of Krysta Light was incredibly shocking. - Matty Malaprop

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi...

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Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi...
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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!
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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!

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If You Own Titanic.com, You'd Best Watch Out!
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You should be pretty safe if your only domain is Lusitania.net, though. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop