Musings on Music Theory

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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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This is the Kind of IT Issue You Deal With Every Day in Europe

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Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop

Option Two is Only Available on Google+

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One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

And to Think, She Was Putin Up Such Strong Performances Before

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Strangely, Liukin bears a strong resemblance to Nastasya Filipovna from Dostoevsky's The Idiot. This fact made this particular incident a field day for Russian reporters, who humiliated Liukin with such gruesome newspaper headlines as: "Idiot Nastia Lookin' Filipovna flippin' ova on uneven bars." - Matty Malaprop

Alas!

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Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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