Maybe we should lay off him a bit, guys. No matter how much we pry, he's still telling us (empa)nada. - Matty Malaprop
Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop
And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop
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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop
... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop
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