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contacts,eye,literalism,advice,lost
By Unknown
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

carly,double meaning,eye,homophone,iCarly,literalism,shoop
Via: Smosh
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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

brows,carl sagan,eye,eyebrows,homophone,I
Via: Carl Sagan's Eyebrows
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

contrast,double meaning,eye,homophone,homophones,literalism,opposites,wife,wi-fi
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

bee,eye,homophone,IBM,literalism,m,visualization
Via: Fresh Jive
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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

contact,double meaning,eye,eye contact,literalism
By Unknown
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

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