Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop
Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop
It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop
For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop
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