Because Visualizing Apple is Far Too Easy

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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

iCarly

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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too

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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

Now I See Why You Said That!

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop