Now I See Why You Said That!

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Now I See Why You Said That!
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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They Couldn't Be More Opposite
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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As Opposed to What Other Kind?
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop

Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too

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Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too
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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.