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contact double meaning eye eye contact literalism - 5197989632
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Dr Mario eye gold goldeneye in literalism nintendo rare video game - 5378839296
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

beauty bee beholder difference eye idiom letter literalism lolwut similar sounding pun words meme - 5331952384
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

carly double meaning eye homophone iCarly literalism shoop - 6154795776
Via: Smosh
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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

contacts eye literalism advice lost - 7114649600
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

brows carl sagan eye eyebrows homophone I - 6291949568
Via: Carl Sagan's Eyebrows
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop