Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop

And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

Because Visualizing Apple is Far Too Easy

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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop

All I Can Say is Au

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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Now I See Why You Said That!

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop