And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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And Sometimes its Radiance Stings
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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As Opposed to What Other Kind?
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

All I Can Say is Au

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All I Can Say is Au
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...

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But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too

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Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too
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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.