They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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They Couldn't Be More Opposite
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too

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Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too
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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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And Sometimes its Radiance Stings
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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