Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop
Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop
But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.
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