Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop
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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop
God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop
Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop
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