And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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And Sometimes its Radiance Stings
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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They Couldn't Be More Opposite
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop

Now I See Why You Said That!

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Now I See Why You Said That!
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...

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But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop