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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

Sagan ftw
Via: Carl Sagan's Eyebrows
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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

Wifi/Wife Eye
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop