Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop
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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.
More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
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