All I Can Say is Au

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Dr Mario,eye,gold,goldeneye,in,literalism,nintendo,rare,video game
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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browse,eye,eyebrows,Hall of Fame,homophone,internet,literalism,similar sounding,surf,unibrow
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

And Sometimes its Radiance Stings

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beauty,bee,beholder,difference,eye,idiom,letter,literalism,lolwut,similar sounding
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Hive half a mind to contest this statement, but I can't deny the love I feel whenever I look into my honey's eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Pictures and Bad Puns

Apple Has a Patent On This One, Too

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apple,double meaning,eye,eye pad,homophone,ipad,literalism,pad
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But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.

iCarly

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carly,double meaning,eye,homophone,iCarly,literalism,shoop
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More like iLeela, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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