Now I See Why You Said That!

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

But You DO Normally Explore the Cosmos...

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God Carl, why are you always such a big fat LIAR?? - Matty Malaprop

All I Can Say is Au

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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop