They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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They Couldn't Be More Opposite
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
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It really is a very confusing phrase... it's also the phrase that was responsible for my halfling berserker's death in a campaign several years ago, but that's a different story entirely! - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to What Other Kind?

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As Opposed to What Other Kind?
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Teeth contacts? Ear contacts? Full contacts? Don't even get me started... - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Because Visualizing Apple is Far Too Easy

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Because Visualizing Apple is Far Too Easy
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For that matter, visualizing Windows is also quite the cop out. - Matty Malaprop