Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, that's the phrase my entire life mutters every time I take a shot of that wretched concoction. - Matty Malaprop

It's a party over here! A party over there!

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop