A Picture of My Pride and Joy

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I'm sure it's not what you were expecting, but hey, you can't say I was being dishonest! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe She's Just Bipolar?

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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop

It's Still Difficult to Tell the Difference...

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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop