He'll Be In Jail 'Til His Copyright Expires

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It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

Both Look a Little Yoko Onclear to Me

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If that's her "Ono" face, then I'll truly never understand why John Lennon married her... - Matty Malaprop

Will did WHAT on the holodeck?

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Will Riker DOD-Whenever this occured.

A Picture of My Pride and Joy

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I'm sure it's not what you were expecting, but hey, you can't say I was being dishonest! - Matty Malaprop

Have You Tried Looking On the Ground, Perhaps?

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You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe She's Just Bipolar?

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If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop