Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop
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You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop
If she's French and just feeling alright, then would that make here Blake Comme Ci Comme Ça? - Matty Malaprop
Me Q-sta. - Matty Malaprop
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