Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop

Darn you Math!