Digging Your Own Grave

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As someone who's most certainly on punmaster death row, I too fear for my life thanks to the severity of our society's punitive system. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Would Have Done Better if He Wasn't in Such a Rush

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For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop