Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
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Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop
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