NHOT Having a Giraffe

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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

At Least He Didn't Forget to Pack Anything!

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Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop

Posting This One Just For the Eleph-it!

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Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

These Are Fonts You'll Never Forget!

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Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

And You Thought the Animal Puns Were at Their End

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If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop