Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.
Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop
Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop
Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop
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