Where Do Hippies Go To Get Smashed?

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The Tye(Dye)Tanic!

Well At Least it's Still a Way to Urn a Paycheck

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So does that make Ashley a... funereal estate agent? - Matty Malaprop

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Old Lady Who?

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Say what you will about the fine art of yodeling, but I can't help feeling like those adept at it were truly leiderhosed with regards to their style of musical expertise. - Matty Malaprop

A Very AproPoe Remark

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