Oh No Big Deal Then

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drugs,comics,puns
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Duude, I Am Totally, Like, All In Man

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drugs,nom,poker,puns,steak,tripping
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What a Strange Addiction...

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Also, Your Muffin Top is Showing

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Cute pink trimming you got there, though! - Matty Malaprop

Drugs. Not Even Once.

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

I Will Possess Your Heart...

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Death Cab for Cutie,drugs,lab,rhyming,song,this is an actual song title
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... after I pry it from your chest with my meth-induced superhuman strength. - Matty Malaprop