More or Less Obligatory, I Suppose

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Just don't go around snitching about his love affair with Quidditch and everything should work out just fine. - Matty Malaprop

Philosoraptor Should Really Go Into Marketing

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And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop

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