She Changed Her Name to Selina Kyle, and the Rest Was History!

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dream,crazy cat lady,literalism,catwoman,double meaning
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The best part? A literal cat burglar doesn't draw nearly as much police attention as the kind that steals jewelry, so her criminal antics have so far gone unpunished! - Matty Malaprop

See more cute and funny animals at I Can Has Cheezburger!

A Pun within a Pun

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comic,double meaning,dream,dream job,dreaming,ellen page,Inception,job,leonardo dicaprio
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Every perverts dream

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boy,dream,goggles,google,googles,gross,teenage,two,unchaste,x ray
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A Ream within a Ream within a Ream

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deeper,dream,Inception,literalism,neologism,ream,recursion,similar sounding
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Martin Luther King, Jr. Was Always in Good Hands

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dream,rhyming,the a-team,similar sounding,martin luther king jr,team,shoop
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His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Groaner...

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cell,cellular,double meaning,dream,mitochondria,shortening,slang,weird
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I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop