I mean, he's taking some artistic liberties with this one, but I suppose he's earned that right as an ~~~artiste~~~. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop

When inspiration calls, a true artist has no choice but to heed its words. - Matty Malaprop

In an old-fashioned duel, he whose blade is sharpiest always wins. - Matty Malaprop