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By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not gonna lie... this touching farewell really got a rise out of me. - Matty Malaprop

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: A.S.B.
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Jenn
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Seriously? Gotye in late December? That is just so incredibly passé. - Matty Malaprop