Cookie Doe

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That doe sure is sweet.

Loaf you dough much

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Just Like I Need This Cliché

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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Where All Kung-Food Masters Go to Train

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Seriously, all the world's finest samurye train at the bushidough. - Matty Malaprop

And I Hear Inflation is On the Rise

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Teach Me How to Dougie

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