At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

And for that matter, you might want to think twice before trying to haumph those eagle friends of yours, too. - Matty Malaprop

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Me Q-sta. - Matty Malaprop

Clearly the writers for this episode didn't do their research. Everyone knows les Jacqueshammers are constantly chain-smoking and are always clad in berets! - Matty Malaprop