Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, given that every one of their games starts with an affirmation that love is all. - Matty Malaprop

Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop

Cheer up, math-friend. Get some Zs tonight and hopefully you'll feel better in the morning! - Matty Malaprop

He was in that movie, right? I know I could Google it, but that would require more effort than this drawing so it just doesn't seem worth it to me. - Matty Malaprop

And by IRL, I mean sketched on a piece of paper. My version of reality is a very relative thing. - Matty Malaprop