Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, can you even deny this post's all-consuming cool? - Matty Malaprop

Who ever would have guessed Gotye's ubiquitous ear worm was actually just a giant eff you to bad drivers everywhere? - Matty Malaprop

This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

... because camels, like humans, have kneecaps... #PhoningItIn #TheWeakestOfSauces - Matty Malaprop

He's even cuter than his not-genetically-compromised counterparts! - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop